You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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