I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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