I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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