I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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