Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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