Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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