Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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