508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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