I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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