i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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