UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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