Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
His nipple licking is glorious
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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