You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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