your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
BRING THE BAGELS
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
