i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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