Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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