Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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