It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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