I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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