Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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