Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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