How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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