It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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