Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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