i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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