I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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