he wants to bone in the snuggie
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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