You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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