Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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