My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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