at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
