That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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