wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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