dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She announced her abortion via fbk
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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