i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I need water and some morals
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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