I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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