ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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