bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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