Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Even my vagina gasped.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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