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So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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