i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm gonna fight the coyote
last night I used snow as a chaser
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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