Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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