Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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