so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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