question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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