K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
40s are totally the cure
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
