I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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