i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
The adults are the big ones right?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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