I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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