I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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