:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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