Sry I called you an 8
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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