wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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